I.B.M. Member Profile

World's Okay-est Magician

Meh... He's OK... I guess.

About Mark Phelps

Of all the OK magicians, I'm the okay-est.


Recent Awards:

  • Vera Aloe Prize: for most enduring rope burns sustained during a performance of Professor Cheer's
  • The "Gosh, man!" Cup: for moistest "sponge balls from mouth" routine in a dramatic series


Reviews and Raves:

  • "Uh...wow?" - Norman Vincent Peale
  • "You should have been in the audience!" - Benjamin Dover
  • "Will you PLEASE grow up?" - my wife
  • "Hey mister? Where's the bathroom? - Kid Who Smelled Like Cheese