Fun and laughter appear like magic!
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HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! What part of "RESTRICTED" don't you understand? YOU'RE AS BAD AS THE KIDS! Can't a fella get a little privacy? Well, since you're already here. I'll let you in on a big secret. But only if you promise not to tell...OK? Promise? Pinky swear? There is a secret to throwing a great party. You want your party to be great, you want peoples faces to light-up when they think about your party. Am I Right? Years from now, you and your friends are gonna tell funny stories about this one super great party...in fact you may start throwing a party every year to commemorate this one super great party! It may become so legendary in people's minds that it simply is referred to as "THE PARTY". But how do I make it so memorable? Good question! The secret...now don't tell anyone...the secret to a GREAT party.... great entertainment! Sure I know, it's pretty funny the first ten or twelve times you give the dog or your two year old some beer. Nutt'n funnier than a tipsy terrier or a drunk in a diaper...(Sorry Grandpa)...Maybe a drunk squirrel...but they're a lot tougher to catch than one might think. I've got it! Unconventional entertainment, no I'm not talking strippers. How about a magician? Hey! How 'bout a funny Magician? Hmmmmm.... (Legal Disclaimer) In no way do we support, advocate or condone the use or abuse of alcohol by minors, canine, or little creatures with furry tails. Medical studies have shown some of the adverse effects of alcohol to include; memory loss, impaired judgment and the destruction of brain cells. Which explains a lot when I look at the dog and some of the men my sister dates. |
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